May the blowing of candles on the birthday
May the blowing of candles on the birthday cake also blow away all your troubles, worries and misfortune! Happy Birthday!
The most precious jewels you will ever
The most precious jewels you will ever have around your neck are the arms of your children!
A young girl after her honeymoon
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’
No matter how happily married a woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not!