Top 3 rules

Top 3 rules in a Relationship: Don’t lie, don’t cheat and don’t make promises you can’t keep.

A cat and a rooster sat

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!

Life is not worth living

Life is not worth living until you have someone to did for… And life is not worth dying once you have someone to live for….