Lots Of Wishes On Your Birthday

Thank You For All The Lovely And Irreplaceable Memories That You Have Brought Into My Life. I am Sending You Lots Of Wishes On Your Birthday.

Special offer for you

Hi, How are you?? Are you free tomorrow.. ? Can you come to me.. ? Because tomorrow we are opening new . . Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.

Notice where I scraped off the ‘S’

For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!

Miss me

When I text you, that means I miss you. When I don’t text, that just means I am waiting for you to miss me!