When I was born, GOD said, 'Oh No! Another IDIOT'. When you were born, GOD said, 'OH No! COMPETITION'. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
YOU CAN WIN LIFE BY ALL MEANS..... IF YOU SIMPLY AVOID TWO THINGS: 'COMPARING' AND 'EXPECTING'
Early to bed and early to rise, Proves man has no interest in his Wife.
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ? . . . . An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol After Making Drawing Of a Toilet