Never lie to your close one.... truth may hurt a while but a lie will spoil the essence of closeness for the lifetime.
Earlier: Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears. Now: Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with - 'The number your calling is currently busy please try again later'!
Let's play at being a horse. I will be the front end. You can just be yourself!
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?