I have 5 finger for these reasons

I have 5 finger for these reasons:
-My little finger to make promises for my best friends
-My ring finger for someone special when the time is right
-My middle finger to those who are jealeous and show high attitude to me
-My index finger to silence those who speak ill of me
-My thumb to show the rest of the world that i will be fine no matter how hard life is.

I have 5 finger for these reasons
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A good friend helps

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

Who is lucky lover in dis

Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, But finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage. !

The irony of a blow job

The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she’s got you by the balls.

A true friend

A true friend is someone Who never gets tired of listening To your pointless dramas Over and over again.