Meant to be lived in one place
Travel: As much as you can; As far as you can; And as long as you can. Life's not meant to be lived in one place!
I had a wet dream about you last night
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
The nearest way to glory is to strive to be what you wish you thought to be!
One of the most untruthful things possible
One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts, because they can be made to appear so many different ways.