Its better to keep your mouth

It's better to keep your mouth shut
and
give the impression
that you are stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company'BEGGARS WITH PLATE and FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!! '

My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag... . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!

Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.