Height of Unemployment Board

Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company'BEGGARS WITH PLATE and FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!! '

My wife is hard to impress

My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag... . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!

Saves owners lives

Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!

I cannot pretend to be impartial

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.