Men never win an argument

Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!

A little kid asks his Dad

A little kid asks his Dad, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ‘ ‘No idea, ‘ replied the Father, ‘I am still paying for it… ‘

Night two legs

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs…… and night two legs