A drunk man arrives

A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!

Wishing you a day full

Wishing you a day full of fun, Hundreds of gifts from every one, Sweet as honey & full of money, May all your dreams come true, Happy birthday to you.

I keep my friends as misers

I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship

Life is too short to start

Life is too short to start your day with broken pieces of yesterday. It will definitely destroy your wonderful today and ruin your great tomorrow. Good Day!