A foreigner had very spicy

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?

Nice lines

Nice lines: 'Its not Important To Go To Heaven After We Leave, But Its Important To Create Heaven In Someone's Heart, Before We Leave''.. !

Very happy birthday

May you have: All the joy your heart can hold; All the smiles a day can bring; All the blessings a life can unfold; And all the happiness you can share. Wishing you a very happy birthday!