Love is like standing in the wet

Love is like standing in the wet cement, The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.

A Health Forum Speaker

A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It? After a Long Silence, An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake.

A pretty girl can kiss

A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!