The day I get my driving license
The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.
Love you is an irresistible desire
Love you is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired!
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator
no sweet thoughts to forward, no cute graphics to send, just A…… TRUE HEART saying…… NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU!