Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.
Two things prevent us from happiness
Two things prevent us from happiness, living in the past & observing others. So stop observing and live your present to the fullest. Good Morning!!