Apologize to anyone I have not offended

There is a saying that goes: You dont have to love in words, because even through the silences, love is always heard!
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can not stop it, you must laugh at it; And if you can not laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know who you are, And once you know who you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.