Apologize to anyone I have not offended

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.
If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can not Ignore it, Forget it If You can not Forget, Laugh at it If You can not Laugh, You Deserve It
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.