Apologize to anyone I have not offended

There is a saying that goes: You dont have to love in words, because even through the silences, love is always heard!
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That’s true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Most people have 5 senses. But you are blessed with 6 senses. And that extra sense is . . . . . NON-SENSE!