You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That’s why.
This is not fair, How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole channel on your name and didn’t tell even me? Animal Planet!
I can go days without talking to you, months without seeing you, but not a second goes by that I do not think about you.
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world!
Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels – who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them. Do good and forget. It will grow some day. Good Day!
I am sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit!