The day I get my driving license

After a Big Accident, A Man Was Crying : O God! I have Lost My Left Hand…
You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me – who was born to be a big liar!
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You are strange and I am wonderful.
Why don”t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?