Decided I am in favour of abortion

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
I never forget a face, but in your case I will be glad to make an exception!
The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
Why don”t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?