For a wonderful person

For a wonderful person like you, I wanted to give the best birthday greeting ever… But this message was all I could afford. Happy Birthday!

Ask for them

Benefits of Friends: Shitty jokes whenever you ask for them; Useless jokes when you don’t ask for them!

Never trust a girl who says

Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it shows she has been experimenting.