May be you should eat some makeup so you can try

Don’t yell at me to ‘get a grip’ unless you mean around your neck!
Don’t Worry – that you tried to be Einstein and Failed . . . . . If Einstein had tried to be you, he had have failed, too!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
Take glass of sugar and put it in your eyes so you will have Sweet Dreams! If you want spicy dreams then try Chilly Powder. Good Night..
I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.
If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can not Ignore it, Forget it If You can not Forget, Laugh at it If You can not Laugh, You Deserve It