May be you should eat some makeup so you can try

Do you like the way I am? Or should I ask God to improve your taste?
He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
I am sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit!
Lovely thought from a broken heart. I need a candle to search dreams which were inside me, but i need darkness to melt those memories…
You can’t change how people feel about you, so don’t try. Just live your life and be happy!
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A: 1000- rupee currency note. ! Always think positive