May be you should eat some makeup so you can try

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
I may be gone for a minute, for hours, for a day. I may not be able to say good morning or good night but I will never try to say goodbye to a person who has been sweet and true.
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can not stop it, you must laugh at it; And if you can not laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
Remember to remember me and forget to forget me. But if you try to remember to forget me, I will never forget to remember to remind you to remember me! Missing you and remembering you!!