Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
The air we breath keep us alive, But if 1 day the air in this world become too limited for us. Do not worry cause I will be willing to hold my breath even for a million years just to see you alive.