His idea of a practical joke

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
A little kid asks his Dad, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ‘ ‘No idea, ‘ replied the Father, ‘I am still paying for it… ‘
Love is not to say but to understand. Love is not to show but to feel inside. Love is not to find faults but to make the best. Love is not to demand but to sacrifice. Love is not to hurt but to take care of. Love is not blind but it doesn’t need to…
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at!