The last thing I want

When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That’s true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can not stop it, you must laugh at it; And if you can not laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
You are about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!