Let’s play at being a horse. I will be the front end. You can just be yourself!
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending you just 1 joke . ‘You are so beautiful’
Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know who you are, And once you know who you are, Mental hospital is not so far.