Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
I wish that you wish the most beautiful wish, And that nothing can diminish this wish. I wish you love, wealth, and serenity, And I wish theses wishes last for an eternity.
If God can move you from January to December, He will surely move you from Shame to Fame, Insults to Results, Sorry to Glory, Disgrace to Grace, Labour to Favour, Mockery to Victory And raise you from Glory to Glory. Good Morning and have a nice day!
Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.