I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.
On this cool cool morning in your cute cute room from your small small window look at the beautiful beautiful weather. Wishing you sweet sweet good morning!!
Love is always full time, never part time, never sometimes, and certainly not just on your time!
Night is the time to shed today’s sorrows and prepare for tomorrow’s tryst. Sweet Dreams, Good Night!
Sorry I didn’t text you back; Because my phone recognized your number!
They asked me once: who is a friend? I told them that it is a person who is there to lend. They asked: what should they lend? I answered: a pencil, their time, a helping hand. They asked again: who is it then? I told them that you are a friend