I have lots of jokes in my inbox

On this cool cool morning in your cute cute room from your small small window look at the beautiful beautiful weather. Wishing you sweet sweet good morning!!
Benefits of Friends: Shitty jokes whenever you ask for them; Useless jokes when you don’t ask for them!
Death is possible any time, love is possible some time, marriage is possible one time, but real friend like you is possible once in a life time.
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.