I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I am sending you just 1 joke
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‘You are so beautiful’

Insult

Why do I miss you Because you make

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That’s why.

Good Morning

I have seen fire and I have seen rain

I have seen fire and I have seen rain I have seen sunny days that I thought would never end I have seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I would see you again! Good Morning

Insult

Look whos talking

Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

Good Day

Today is the oldest you have ever

Today is the oldest you have ever been; And the youngest you will ever be. Make the best use of your youth and experience to carve out a beautiful day!