I will make you a deal

Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can not stop it, you must laugh at it; And if you can not laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
There are 1, 013, 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!
A hidden Truth Of Life ‘It is always in the end of something that makes us realize how beautiful was the beginning’ Always take care of what You have Before it ends. !
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You are strange and I am wonderful.