Is your name Maple Syrup

New Generation’s Way To Insult.. A Boy To A Rude Gal If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide.. I Will Jump From Your Ego Level…
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, Put my arms around you and say proudly… I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
Why don”t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?