If I need a brain transplantation
I will prefer your brain.
Don’t think you are a genious.
I just wanted a brain
which is never been used before!
Don’t keep your dreams in your eyes; it may fall down as tears, but keep it in your heart so that every heartbeat reminds you about it. Good Night!
A couple planned to commit suicide together… but once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive!
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?