If I need a brain transplantation

Why don”t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
Don’t Worry – that you tried to be Einstein and Failed . . . . . If Einstein had tried to be you, he had have failed, too!
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons.
May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.