Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
Do you like the way I am? Or should I ask God to improve your taste?
I never forget a face, but in your case I will be glad to make an exception!
Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!
I have decided to add ‘extensive experience in dealing with stupid people’ to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know who you are, And once you know who you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.