Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
I hate two-faced people because it’s harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.
After meeting you, I have decided I am in favour of abortion!
There is a saying that goes: You dont have to love in words, because even through the silences, love is always heard!
If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can not Ignore it, Forget it If You can not Forget, Laugh at it If You can not Laugh, You Deserve It
The last thing I want to do is insult you, but it is on the list!
Sure, I had love to help you out… now, which way did you come in
I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.
You are lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me – who was born to be a big liar!