Some people just need a hug
Some people just need a hug… with my hands around their neck!
Photography of ‘Natural Disaster’
Can i Have a pictures of yours? . . . . . . Actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby. collecting photography of ‘Natural Disaster’
Is your name Maple Syrup
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
Never wrestle a pig
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
He doesn’t know
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’ – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
Haven’t I seen
Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Go and pull some girls
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you are right. Let’s go and pull some girls.
I had love to ask
I had love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Get a glass belly button
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
If your face had ‘Welcome’ written
If your face had ‘Welcome’ written on it, it would make a perfect doormat