You get plenty of exercise jumping
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
Insult Quotes
His idea of a practical joke
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
Pool has water in next time
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
This message was sent exclusively
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience !
As you go through life you are going
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
I heard that you went to the haunted
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Are you always this stupid or are you making
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Dont let you mind wander
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own
He would throw a drowning man
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.
We have strange and wonderful relationship
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You are strange and I am wonderful.