Wife going to Spain

Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.

Life's Best Things For You

May Everything Happy And Everything Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Life's Best Things For You!

If I need a brain transplantation

If I need a brain transplantation I will prefer your brain. Don't think you are a genious. I just wanted a brain which is never been used before!

Stay together

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together,