Get a glass belly button
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Telling a Lie is a fault
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
Let it be very clear
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
You get plenty of exercise jumping
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
Is your name Maple Syrup
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
If I need a brain transplantation
If I need a brain transplantation I will prefer your brain. Don’t think you are a genious. I just wanted a brain which is never been used before!