I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!
There are 1, 013, 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.