Said I was blaming you

There are 1, 013, 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!
May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
I have taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.