Said I was blaming you

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
If I need a brain transplantation I will prefer your brain. Don’t think you are a genious. I just wanted a brain which is never been used before!