Slap and run

I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can not Ignore it, Forget it If You can not Forget, Laugh at it If You can not Laugh, You Deserve It
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… it’s really a pity that I do not love animals!
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!
Affection is not a business where you give and get, but It is a beautiful feeling for someone Whom you like to give even If you don’t get it.. !