He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town
He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
A couple had a fight one night
A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women”s husbands.