Want to hit you with a chair

I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending you just 1 joke . ‘You are so beautiful’
I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.
3 things you cannot recover in life: The WORD after its said, the MOMENT after its missed, and the TIME after its gone.
Words Will Not Be Able To Ever Express How Sorry I Am For This, And I Have Profound Regret And Sorrow For The Multitude Of Mistakes And Harm I Have Caused.
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.