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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world
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You are about as challenging as stealing candy
You are about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
Hear the ones I keep to myself
Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!
If your face had ‘Welcome’ written
If your face had ‘Welcome’ written on it, it would make a perfect doormat