Way did you come in

One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I wasthinking of you!
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this is not true of a family tree!
I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.
We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man’s estate, is the gift of education.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
There are 1, 013, 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!