Why dont you freeze your teeth

Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons.
Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That’s why.
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!