Why dont you freeze your teeth

A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you are right. Let’s go and pull some girls.
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can not Ignore it, Forget it If You can not Forget, Laugh at it If You can not Laugh, You Deserve It
In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I am keeping a chart.