Dont Worry that you tried to be Einstein

If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, Put my arms around you and say proudly… I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own
Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know who you are, And once you know who you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!