Dont yell at me to get a grip unless

His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
Why don”t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I wasthinking of you!
I think the sun shines out of your arse. Well, you are living proof that even a turd can be polished.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.