Dont yell at me to get a grip unless

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
Do you like the way I am? Or should I ask God to improve your taste?
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After meeting you, I have decided I am in favour of abortion!