18 year old boy

It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn”t have this and I didn”t have that. But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought they were hardships at all. She had the things that really mattered.
Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down!
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
Always think positive.. Expect less.. Be happy.. stop not till goal is achieved.. Definitely all the years ahead you will spend happily!!
A 5 year old boy asked his friend. What is friendship? He replied: Friendship is when you rob my chocolate every day from my bag. I still keep it in same place.
Depresso: the feeling you get when you run out of coffee!