Aim and Fire

You do not actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them!
I badly need a vacation, someone… please kidnap me!
‘Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It’. Shakespeare.
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends…
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.