I never change my mind

I never change my mind on anything without the proper consent of my wife but I give her a liberty to change her mind at any time!

Sweet and true

I may be gone for a minute, for hours, for a day. I may not be able to say good morning or good night but I will never try to say goodbye to a person who has been sweet and true.

The University of Ilinois has hired

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.