I am grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messed up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me!
There are only 12 signs and 7 billion people. Each sign controlling approx 60 crore people. So if your horoscope says you are screwed… . . . Then be happy you are not alone!
Never say – ‘I have no regrets’. Regret is inevitable, life hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts!
If You Want To Feel Rich, Just Count All Of The Things You Have That Money Cannot Buy.
Moron Virus Comes via Web-Mail… Moron Virus: Dear Receiver, You have just recieved a virus. Since I am not so technologically advanced, This is a manual virus. Please delete all your files on your hard disk yourself, And send this to everyone you know.