Appears from somewhere
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.
Primary source of income
Primary source of income: When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back!
Philosophy – questions that may never be answered
Philosophy – The questions that may never be answered. Religion – The answers that must never be questioned
May each hour and minute be filled
May each hour and minute be filled with delight, And your birthday be perfect for you!
I signed up for an exercise class
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing, I would not have signed up in the first place!
Looking for a once in a lifetime
Looking for a once in a lifetime experience? Go skydiving with no parachute!