The trouble with unemployment is that the minute

Having celebrity crushes is better than having real life crushes; Because you know for a fact that you do not have a chance!
Cell phones bring you closer to person far from you. But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you!
You do not actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them!
Radio is so much better then TV. At least, you are not disrupted from staring at your phone!
Wedding Cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not!
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much