Make you fat

Here’s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

A true friend

A true friend is someone Who never gets tired of listening To your pointless dramas Over and over again.

I must be the luckiest guy alive

I must be the luckiest guy alive because every day I see the same girl who I saw in my dreams the previous night. Good morning.