The biggest loss in life ‘Tears in someone’s Eye BECAUSE OF YOU’ and the biggest achievement of life ‘Tears in someone’s Eye FOR YOU’.
All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
Here’s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.
A true friend is someone Who never gets tired of listening To your pointless dramas Over and over again.
I must be the luckiest guy alive
I must be the luckiest guy alive because every day I see the same girl who I saw in my dreams the previous night. Good morning.