Doin a good job

Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

A simple friend

A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend it's not a friendship until after you have had a fight.

New style of proposing

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.