Sometimes you have to stand alone
Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.
Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!
Annoy for the rest of your life
Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
My first gift to you today, Is a humble but honest message, It says happy birthday, A birthday that is cherished!